| I'm a SLIder; people who affect electronic devices just by being close to them. I can't control it, and I can't determine when it will happen. It comes and goes, waxes and wanes, just a weird phenomenon. I also corrode metal apparently, the sweat or oil on my skin is too acidic so no watches. I've been blown up 3 times in my life, once in war, once in a car, and once by a fireworks mortar that I didn't know supposed to be shot from the tube (I thought the damn thing was just there to hold them). I have seen what can only be explained by myself as a celestial flare. Both times was with the same friend...on top of the roof of his 'gym' which was merely a case ban with a basket ball court inside (rich motherfuckers). It looked more like a giant roman candle, but made no sound, was traveling WAY too fast, and didn't burn out. The second time it appeared, we were actually talking about how cool it was the last time we saw it. No, we weren't doing any hallucinogens. I'm a gaming, anime, manga, and internet junkie...as well as an amateur magician, juggler, actor, no-shit-professional-certified clown, former U.S. Marine, Discordian, Buddha-incarnate Zen Master, and ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. Eat your heart out Renaissance bitches! This product is meant for educational purposes only. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. You must be present to win. Sign here without admitting guilt. May contain explicit materials some viewers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. |
